Me too!
my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
All three of my roommates have their significant others over. We're all hanging out in the living room. It's like I'm the trifecta of third-wheeling
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
Randomize
