All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
I am drunk. Riding an elevator. You can smell the beer. Doctor on with me just smiling at me... He agrees, fuck cancer.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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