She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
The cop told me I was the prettiest guy he'd arrested in a while. I'm still not sure if it was a come on or not.
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
I thought it was your cat but I was wrong your Roomba is possessed by a pissed-off evil spirit.
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