Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
Some 6 yr old girl just got on my plane in St. Louis. She was wearing an I Love Canada shirt. She eyed the seat next to me and I stared her straight in the eyes and shook my head. Fuck her. Fuck canada.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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