508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
Are you responsible for the syringes and miniature cactus garden that has magically taken over my fridge?
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
Woke up, bank account is empty. Sock is still full of blood. Nothing in my pockets but a wireless mic and jenga pieces.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
The seven of us sank the first paddle boat, but the second one was much nicer and we stayed afloat. Best night in a while, but we had to walk of shame for a mile.
Why are you rhyming?
Too stoned. That is how my thoughts are collecting.
Randomize
