Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
i woke up with my moms heels on underneath your couch cushions
you want 1 or 2 eggos?
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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In preparation for st patty's day I finally had a shamrock shake, and I invested in an app that will apparently keep me from drunkenly texting you pictures of my tits this weekend. Please let me know if you want to not be put on the "forbidden" list!
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
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