My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
how was your day?
fuck the small talk. are you bringing the liquor tonight or am i?
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
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