just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
Lo siento on account of my penis...
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