I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
this will be a night to untag.
I just got my inseam measured in raffle tickets by a drag queen. Being fondled for charity is awesome.
my dad just asked me if my booty call guy that comes over at 3am and leaves at 6 would like to stay for sunday brunch next week. you in?
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
Randomize
