He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
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