i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
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