Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
Drunk packed a lunch. Made two turkey sandwiches and threw in a bag of raw bacon. Gold star for the day drunk self.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
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