No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
Betty ford says i'm here all night
I just woke up under a kitchen table with my sandals taped to my feet and a corona bottle taped to my hand..
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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