I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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