And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
You hooked up with a kindergarten teacher?
Yea. It's kind of weird knowing that there are kindergarten teachers out there with their nipples pierced.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
Walked into the bar with my burrito and ordered a round of shots for everyone. Not sure if I want to look at the credit card statement.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
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