didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
I accidentally burped into my bong.
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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