Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
Randomize