You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
I am not kidding you. There is an airport luggage cart overturned in my driveway. We need to stop going to the airport bar.
In the middle of pouring my wine you asked me if I could hear your vibrator from my room.
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
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