This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
She's eating hot cheetos out of the bag with chopsticks, Matt, how is she NOT my soulmate?
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
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