If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
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