I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
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