: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
He taped a champagne bottle to both his hands and called himself edward champagne hands. At one point he poured some on his lap and said " Just needed to make sure my dick got some too"
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
Randomize
