We won't sleep together?
we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
stop texting me about your public sex.
says she who narrated getting eaten out in a movie theatre over text to me
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