did you get my message about your dog?
no... is he ok?
no, i didn't see him when i was being chased out of your house. check your drive way :( sry
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
I think as far as last words to bitter ex girlfriends go, "enjoy that staph infection youre about to get in your uterus" is right up there with the best
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
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