She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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