He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
He unbuckled his belt, tipped his hat at me, then told me to "saddle up"
this is like your 5th cowboy right? where do you keep finding these guys?!!
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
my liver is dry heaving
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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