Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
why did I try to FaceTime with 311 last night?
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
