We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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