Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
I hope the kids appreciate the fact that I jizzed on her instead of on their slide.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
"I never want to have to say, 'Please don't squirt me with your breast milk' again.
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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