when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
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