P.S. I can't hear my feet
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
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