he wants to bone in the snuggie
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
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