Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
I've taken a shot every five minutes for the past twenty. His valentines cupcakes are going to be a fucking delicious vodka induced mess. Thinking about putting vodka in this next batch. I'm the best girlfriend.
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
My cat is staring at me while I drink my wine on the bathroom floor in the morning instead of attending class. Sorry mom and dad. Sorry cat.
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
why the fuck is there hamburger meat in the toaster. i repeat: WHY THE FUCK IS THERE HAMBURGER MEAT IN MY NEW TOASTER
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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