I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
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