i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
I shouldn't be home alone with this much peanut butter and the dog. I feel like i'm being recorded to see when my desperation will peak.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
I want an apology pizza with SORRY IM A DOUCHE spelled out on it in pepperoni
And as drunk as I was I was able to show my mom how to make text italicized in Microsoft word
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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