What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
The power of my boobs compel you
She kept giving the uber driving directions and we all thought they were wrong so we'd send him the other way. Turns out she wasn't guiding us home, but to the half gallon that she hid in the bushes on the way to the bar.
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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