ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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