I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
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