Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
how do you play pong handcuffed?
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
Randomize
