i realized my work ethic and productivity really improves if i masturbate on my lunch break.
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
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