So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
Reason #82 that I need to get laid: my pubes are getting split ends.
I thanked her for the handjob she gave me in the middle of the night. She had no idea what i was talking about. I think she sleep-jerked-me-off. Im def sleeping over tonight too
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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