My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
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