IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
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