***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Apparently karate chopping the fronts off all the paper towel and soap dispensers in the bathrooms isn't even frowned upon. Like even at the third bar when I fell flat on my back trying to jump kick the last one some guy just helped me up and high fived me. America.
I had to explain to an ER nurse that I burned my dick playing onion ring toss today, your social awkwardness hardly compares.
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