don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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