not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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