do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
im about as happy as oj after his trial
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
I can't break up with him, I ran the math. Taking into account his 7 inch penis and the standard deviation from average, almost 90% of guys should have a smaller penis than he does.
Really? Penis math? This is why guys shouldn't date female engineers.
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
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