i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
I'm in the liquor aisle and a 10 yr old boy yells, "My favorite beer is Corona! Daddy remember when you gave me some on our camping trip?"
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
I still have a little drunk in my system
Well guess who isn't a virgin anymore
guess who isnt wearing pants has a shaving cream beard and is afraid theres no cream cheese in the fridge
the answer to that last one was me. the answer to the first one is you, you sly dog
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
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