And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
He is an equal opportunity slut.
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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