the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
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