No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
I'm sorry I didn't get you anything for your birthday
It's just you didn't get me the fucking bear suit last year
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
Randomize
