matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
I wish I could tell you that the worst thing that happened last night was how he got thrown out of a stripclub for vomitting on the girl giving him a private lapdance. I wish I could tell you that and not be lying.
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
Can you repeat that, but with context?
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
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