Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
You work out of a Hotel?
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud.
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
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