the new term for farting is butt boxing.
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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