You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
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