in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
I accidentally threw away from slim jim and some lady saw me dig it out of the garbage. It was unopened but still, I look so homeless.
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
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