I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
I transported a midget tonight. He got beat up by another, midgetier midget. Is it bad that this is what makes me feel compassion after 15 years of being a paramedic?
Midgetier?
Smaller, yet meaner.
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
What should've been a 10 minute beer run turned into her having a 40 minute mental breakdown in my car while in the parking lot. She then asked if she could live at my house and be my girlfriend. Her finishing act was stealing my peanut m&m's.
Well, when a girl introduces herself as "stormy" and gets your number from her boyfriends phone, I'd say that your situation is to be expected.
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
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